Has someone written a song about you? Were you named after a very popular song by four bright young men from Liverpool which everyone, and yes, we mean everyone, then very cleverly serenaded you with at random but increasingly frequent intervals. Just wait 'til a JB (of the Jonas or Bieber variety) hits it big with a girl name. Then your daughters and nieces will see (actually hear, over and over again) what we mean.
So we, very clever ourselves, have decided to give you some song name mixed marriages.
Tammy mood: All about the spectacle with just a touch of yaoi
"There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me"
"Fernando" ABBA
"I know that we are young
And I know that you may love me
But I just can't be with you like this anymore"
"Alejandro" Lady Gaga
Tinker mood: disco dancing with her electric boots on
"Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine"
"Benny and the Jets" Elton John
"Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now they got their surfboards
And they're going to the discotheque Au Go Go
But she just couldn't stay she had to break away"
"Sheena is a Punk Rocker" The Ramones
TK mood: bad, bad with so many reasons to stay out of the game
"Cecilia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Woh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home"
"Cecilia" Simon and Garfunkel
"Now Leroy more than trouble
You see he stand 'bout six foot four
All the downtown ladies call him Treetop Lover
All the men just call him Sir"
"Bad Bad Leroy Brown" Jim Croce
Ty mood: in modern love, you have to pick the right guy (always rhymes with Ty)
"Hey there Delilah, I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away, I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall, we'd have it all"
"Hey There, Delilah" Plain White T's
"He’s a good time cowboy casanova
Leaning up against the record machine
Looks like a cool drink of water"
"Cowboy Casanova" Carrie Underwood